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List: The bars that didn’t make it into Damian Lillard’s Shaq diss track

Damian Lillard and Shaq are beefing and trading diss tracks. We’ve collected the questionable lines that didn’t make it into the final product.

If you’re into adorable hip-hop beefs you’ve probably been loving this tete-a-tete between Damian Lillard and Shaquille O’Neal. Last week, Lillard went on Joe Budden’s podcast and said he was a better rapper than Shaq. The Big Goofus responded with a track about how Lillard was not an elite guard and Lillard clapped back with “Reign, Reign, Go Away.

Before this battle sees another skirmish, we rounded up some of the bars that didn’t make it into Lillard’s diss track.

“We supposed to believe you’re a tough guy, so heartless? Come back when you win a title with Mo Harkless.”

“We’re all gonna miss Tobi and Bobi, sorry that nobody cares about you and Kobe.”

“Always rapping about the angle of your dangle. I don’t think you can even draw a triangle.”

“I’m a Thunder-beater, you just a pop-tart eater.”

“I’m here and the plot bout to thicken, your arm is strictly for getting buckets…of chicken.”

“I’m still out here making millions while you write fan fiction about Showtime’s Billions.”

“Your reign on the top was short like Nate Robinson, as I crush so-called stars, stoppers, and the whole state of Washington.”

“Please, man, I make art. All you do is grab the mic and shart.”

“Yo Shaq, nice sweater. Lol, Dwight better.”

“Congratulations, you dunked on Chris Dudley. Do you really believe that makes you studly?”

“You the Superman of this? More like the Mark Duper, man, of this.”

“Couldn’t beat the Rockets, you were too busy eating hot pockets.” 

“We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. “You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the Shaq donut-ham-hamburger!”

Obviously, there’s a reason none of these lines made it into the final track.

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